Low-key , of - thorough

these days -
; shed the season mess,
; Miss seniority mess,
; relations mess the program,
; level the ability to mess things up,
; Public Security to order messed up,
; the money to bureaucratic mess.

these days -
busy leadership in the box;
important work at the banquet in;
cadres the appointment and removal of the bargain;
; project contracting in the black box inside;
; the grasp of the work in the slogan in;
The urgent need to do in the meeting;
; proper planning in the closet;
; should brake the unhealthy trend in the notice;
cadres to help the poor in a car;
In his eulogy, where valuable human ;
quality of goods in the advertisement;
luxury building where the authorities;
touching the female secretary in the bedroom;
; beautiful words in the report;
; brilliant figures in the summary;
; great achievements in the water there;
encouraging progress in the creative!
Where true friends ?
; ; ; ; ; ; these days -
life, so that the mortgage to scrap it!
hand good character , let the computer to scrap it!
TV, so Advertising to scrap it!
Advertising , so that
lamb, so that Clenbuterol to scrap it!
hero, so that beauty to scrap it!
girl, so wealthy to scrap it!
guy, so that rich woman to scrap it!
cadres , to allow the yuan to scrap it!
medical ethics, so that doctors to scrap it!
letters, so that calls to scrap it!
Design division, was the boss of waste it!
Hotel for the Government to sign the bill to scrap it!
Kunitari, Let FA to scrap it!
athletes, so that stimulants to scrap it!
life, so that medical expenses to scrap it!
stomach, so that wine to scrap it!
lung, so that cigarettes to scrap it!
students so that network to scrap it!
son, so that wife to scrap it!
migrant workers, allow wages to scrap it!
law, so that Court to scrap it!
sleep, so that clubs to scrap it!
attractions, Golden Week to scrap it!
children ; to scrap the Sanlu milk powder!
a group, so do not talk to scrap it!
precious youth, to work to scrap it!
; ; ; ; ; ; these days -
wife like a small well-informed economic benefits, but limited to local use;
mistress as China Telecom, security, fixed, but do not go out with;
Xiaomi like China Mobile, easy to use but the calls are too expensive;
lover like China Unicom, elegant, trendy but often out of service!
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these days -
Professor shaking lips Gushe, around money, more and more like businessmen;
businessman appeared forum, wrote books, more and more like professors.
Doctors see death do not save, disregard for human life, more and more like killer;
deft killer shot leave no troubles, more and more like a doctor.
star tease , give money to, the more and more like Miss;
Miss lovely , clearly the price, more and more like a star.
police ride roughshod bully, more and more like local ruffians;
local ruffians and the Pa side, dare to dare more and more like the police.
rumors have roots grounds, basically true, more and more like news;
News hearsay evidence, exaggerate, more and more like gossip.
; ; ; ; ; ; these days -
perfect life is - live in the UK house, Dai Ruishi watch, to get the United States wages, married Korean women, prostitution Russian woman, opened the German cars, drink French wine, hire Filipino maids.
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these days -
marriage is called network ,
bigamy is called a card double number,
affair called the call Transfer,
called Valentine and more Monternet,
call off divorce No,
separated stop machine No stay,
married woman named transfer.
married a man named make cards,
swap called Unicom.

this year - official way is:
dry for the leadership one hundred and leadership is not as good a bad thing with the dry, leadership take you did a bad thing, it must have one hundred good for you!

these days -
hard employees to do a day to see;
East West mix mixed, smooth;
hard working, never difficult to do so;
will be holding Xian, an outstanding contribution;
due diligence, certainty of blame;
Dodge frame, take credit for receiving of the reward!

these days -
cadres requirements You:
heart Xiaoping , bag a diploma,
on the can settle, the next to be leveled,
no level of moral , vault to fill,
Bring the left hand bottle, right hand holding the bottle,
home with vinegar bottles, vases out there!


these days -
building a harmonious society Note:
in nature do not and days of fighting,
not in the international and the United States fighting,
not on the road and military vehicles fighting,
not in the unit and leadership struggle,
not at home and his wife fight!

these days -
criticism too difficult:
superior official position criticism there is no guarantee;
similar criticism relationship Nangao;
criticizing their own self- trouble;
lower critical votes reduced!


these days -
leading men seeking work, leadership will enthusiastically said: women seeking work
leadership, leadership is always Dodge said:
; ; ; these days -
ten categories of people should not do high-ranking official:
1, timid. 2, more than words. 3, less money. 4, the relationship worse. 5, a small amount of alcohol.
6, talented. 7, the degree is too high. 8, abhorrence of evil. 9, sexual dysfunction.
10, there are pretty unwilling to sacrifice.

these days -
man that:
Valentine watches prettier the better;
small honey is the more intimate the better watch;
Miss more fresh as possible in electronic form;
wife winding automatic watch is not still running;
the kinds of tables you want only the time to master!

these days -
; some men:
and beauty sleep, excited to death!
and Valentine's sleep, dream life!
and Ugly sleeping, irritability to death!
and Miss sleep, tired to death!
and wife to sleep through the night pretending to be dead!

these days -
; wife is home, lover of flowers,
wage to home, bonus flowers,
; sick to go home, well look at flowers,
from can not be home, forget the flowers,
often go back home, do not forget to water the flowers!

these days -
full of typos: planting trees to zero, put away the white house, rich fishing ground, the election Pa cadres, merit-based leisure, choose oil admission, have financial and currency, check the feast income, strong support to eat, the people reserve harm put the money released, the official Miss attack.

these days -
answer the call - the other leading voices faded, the sound is getting the other side is the men, one to the other fat dry dialed the wrong number, do not stop laughing it was female students, half-hum about his wife at the lecture, quietly the other is to avoid people lover!